Ron Stallings Saxophonist for Huey Lewis And The News passed away on April 13th from Multiple Myeloma. For more on Ron go to the Huey Lewis And The News website HLN.org
TOP Ten things a horn band fan does while home sick from work: By Al Carlos
10.Go on-line to find another job.
9. Catch All My Children, wishing you could look like or date Erica.
8. Take vicodin turn on BET and practice dance moves.
7. All day Horndrivenradio marathon, sign up for Bassoon lessons.
6. 2 shots of NyQuil can replicate taking 3 reds.
5. Spend the whole day angry you had to use a sick day being sick.
4. Call any professional musician because you know they are home.
3. Don’t do your hair, and then watch U tube then realize your bed head hair do is in style.
2. Clean out your closet only to find your shoes are so out of style that they are back in.
1. Fantasize about which band member you would like to be with, and if you are a guy, cut down on the beer and meds then turn off Oprah.
TOP Ten ways we celebrate Easter in Oakland:By Al Carlos
10.Everybody goes to church wearing their going to court clothes.
9. Easter Egg and biological Daddy hunt at Lake Merritt.
8. Rabbit stew.
7. Matching gloves and handbag sale (see # 8)
6. Baptist women with big hats, homeboys put down their Gats.
5. Baskets include Jimmy De Soto bail bond cupons.
4. A’s fans make their kids decorate eggs to look like favorite players.
3. North Oakland Yuppies confuse Easter with Aunt Ester.
2. Offical start of “Who makes the best potato salad” season.
1. Oakland Raiders practice losing egg toss contests.
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