10. False eyelashes will get blown up into the balcony. 9. Horn blasts will flatten bushy eyebrows and part hairdos.
8. Your face looks like a cricket reflected off of Docs Selmer sax.
7. If you wear a toupee, bring one with a chin strap.
6. Your ears are only good for holding your glasses on because they are not working right.
5. You can tell if the band dinner that night included garlic.
4. Horn players know the closer you stand to them, the crazier you are.
3. If you have a bald dude comb over, its going to flap loose.
2. Security will bum rush you for eating fresh lemons in the front row.
1. The hardest part of Adolpo and Sal hitting the high notes is watching you dance without laughing.
