TOP Ten ways Tower of Power is getting ready for County Fair gigs By Al Carlos
9. Eating fried baloney in order to develop a corn dog tolerance.
8. Pat Rains is text messaging bearded lady so there are no conflicting dates.
7. Work on super secret 5 Alarm Oakland Chili recipes, guaranteed to make you move a colon, to enter into competition.
6. Remember, Carnival rides are not Ex Girlfriends.
5. Sensitivity training for newer players who may fear Carney’s.
4. New contracts without a “cash or cattle” provision as payment.
3. Remembering that 4 H doesn’t mean; Ho’s, Harleys, Harlots, and Herbs.
2. Remind Tom there is a $10,000 putting contest at the Alameda Fair.
1. Procuring Industrial strength bald head sun block lotion.