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10. He asks everyone to sit on his lap and make a wish while driving.

9. He sings “Dawn we now our gay apparel” when a band member wears a new shirt.

8. He say’s ho, ho, ho even if Roadies doesn’t have a date on board.

7. Picks up fairs and jacks them for “Presents”.

6. Tosses up the Big “0” with every picture.

5. Wears green pointy elf shoes all year round.

4. He puts the bus on cruise control goes into the back and watches a DVD.

3. His Reindeers are 2 pit bulls with branches taped to their heads.

2. Same pay better hours.

1. Tried to smoke a 3 foot Christmas tree during a set break.

Here is a mini-bio video of former Tower of Power member Bill Chuchville at his new gig on the George Lopez show…

10.He gets slay jacked and they spray paint his rig Radiers silver and black.

9. The naughty outnumber the nice 700,000 to 1.

8. The Hell’s Angels motorcycle club thinks he is one of theirs, and get him wasted in the club house on Foothill Blvd.

7. They use chimneys for roasting nuts.

6. Every time he parks on a roof he accidentally runs over someone hiding from OPD.

5. Anyone who wears that much red is considered gang affiliated.

4. The pit bulls find the reindeer attractive and attempt to date them.

3. What he does is technically considered a Fly By and subject to helicopter persuit.

2. Mrs.Clause suspects sugar Mamas.

1. His catch phrase; Ho, Ho, Ho is always taken out of context.

10.Has any of your cousins ever ruined pro baseball?
9. Do you make a weasel or Bucky beaver face during solos?
8 (For New York City applicants) Do you own your own guitar?
7. Why are the Oakland Raiders the best football team ever?
6. Will you promise never to post a comment on the bands official message board?
5. Ever had any contact whatsoever with a banjo?
4. Do you prefer, move-a-leg, or, boog-a-late?
3. Have you ever had the occasion to El Kabong a Roadie?
2. Boxers, Briefs or Bum Bottoms?
1. What is the name of Mexican Restaurant directly across the street from the Oakland City Jail?