TOP Ten signs a horn band fan spent Holidays in Oakland: By Al Carlos
10. Instead of “Good Morning” tells co-workers “Homie, homie, homie, don’t you know me, know me know me”.
9. Tells Human Resources, I may be a Gringo, but I ain’t no punk, believe that Cuz.
8. Wears pajamas/nightgown under business suit.
7. Has a new Al Sharpton hairdo, fried, dyed and laid to the side.
6. Parks Harley on sidewalk in front of the building.
5. Installed 24 inch chrome rims on family Saturn.
4. Brings Everett and Jones doggie bag leftovers for lunch.
3. 6 member horn section screen saver with your image edited in.
2. All phone messages ending with “Holler back Boyee”.
1. Shows up one day late with no excuse for no apparent reason.
News From Greg Adams
Dear Friends!
I wanted to wish you all a very Happy New Year!
I am excited for 2009!We have some exciting projects coming up. East Bay Soul will be recording a new CD of original material with plans for a European Tour this summer and of course Greg Adams Band will continue to perform nationwide.. Please check out both websites for tour updates.
Please join me and the band for a New Years Celebration at Spaghetttini Grill and Jazz Club to ring in the New Year and all the hope and change it can bring!For those you have joined us before, you know it is snugsville!
Spaghetttini Grill and Jazz Club
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Grammy – Emmy Nominated Greg Adams Band
New Years Eve – Wed December 31 $100
Reserved SeatingShowtime 9PM
Jazz Great Freddie Hubbard Dies at 70
TOP Ten signs a horn band fan overdid it during Xmas: by Al Carlos
10. The only way to get the freeloading relatives to leave was to blast the TOP DVD and lip-sync in Speedos.
9. Ate so much your scarf is now too short for your neck.
8. Credit card company guy came to your house and slapped you.
7. Mommy wasn’t kissing Santa Claus, it was the biker dude from Oakland.
6. White Christmas included Brother in Law trying to snort the driveway.
5. The tune “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire”, brings back some painful and embarrassing ER memories.
4. Someone crazy glued antlers onto your poodle.
3. Didn’t see any Elves until you ate the brownies.
2. By making minimum payments on your credit cards, this Xmas will be paid off the year the Raider nation gets off probation.
1. Spent 15 G’s on the family and you got a clip on tie and 9 dollar house shoes.
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