10.Go to the Barbershop/Beauty salon to find who everyone is voting for.
9. Go to the polls and vote the other way, so you have something to argue about next time.
8. Use your real name even if its, Cornelius, or Guadeloupe.
7. Wear your going to court suit in case TV wants to interview you.
6. Red white and blue hair extensions, Mani pedi to match.
5. Forget your pencil.
4. Voting notes on BBQ/Burrito/Cocktail napkins.
3. Heavy even money betting point spread.
2. Telling pollsters you’re a Republicat.
1. Have your Junior College Professor on speakerphone.
