10. Oakland’s own, in the Ozzie Zone.
9. If Oakland was a country, it would be Australia.
8. You call that a horn? That ain’t a Horn, This HERE is a Horn!
7. Crocodiles done found the stroke.
6. Women rugby players could probably beat the 49ers.
5. To taste a Vegemite sandwich.
4. Y’all have Kangaroos, TOP has Kanga Roccos…
3. The Aborigines want to know if they are taller than Doc.
2. Knock yourself outback.
1. Y’all have Billabongs, we decline to comment.
