10.Huge fan of Gabby Hayes. (Goggle him)
9. Wants to be the ZZ Top of congas.
8. Saved hundreds on wisk brooms.
7. Hides his nation of Islam standard issue bow tie.
6. Sanchez Claus.
5. Likes to be frisked at airports.
4. Pancho has a real old school middle eastern barber.
3. Hasn’t had a chest cold in 45 years.
2. Wants Cubans to know, that Fidel wants to look like him.
1.Trademark, see the beard behind the bongos and it’s on…