10. Got a pocket full of credit cards under the name Jazz Rosco.
9. If you had an organ that big, you would smile too.
8. Has enough frequent flyer miles to vacation on Mars if he wants.
7. Knows more about Wine then Earnest and Julio Gallo.
6. Forced to see the back of the Tower of Power horn section when they dance.
5. Trying to get a toothpaste endorsement deal.
4. Has a TV screen built into his B3 so he can watch Raider football.
3. On the short list to become the Duh, da, da, dat- ta daa…Organ guy at the A’s baseball games.
2. Only band member with an option clause in his contract allowing him to wear house shoes at work if he so desires.
1. Healthy, happy and ready to Roscoe the world.
