10. www.horndrivenradio.com can carry press conferences, but won’t because they are boring.
9. Ron Paul is telling everybody Rocco lives in Raider Nation.
8. His fund raising amounted to literally dozens of dollars.
7. “Why stand up when you can sit down, why sit down when you can lay down” – WC. Fields
6. He finally realized that he doesn’t give- a- funk about issues.
5. Thousands of old Friends are asking for pardons, and he ain’t even got the job yet.
4. Age 62 in normal years is 116 in Oakland years.
3. All of the absentee ballots cast in his favor are incredibly misspelled.
2. Nobody wanted to get “Rocco Rocks the Ballot Box” tattoos.
1. Realized that politics is show business for ugly people.
