10. Why only the ugly people got the day off?
9. There is even less, Oil in the Ground now.
8. 99% of all Bands without horns suck.
7. They Done lost the Stroke then the Government went Broke.
6. You Down with OPD? (Oakland Police Department)
5. Prosecute those who Clap on the One and the Three.
4. Oakland is already occupied, try to find parking downtown.
3. Commie Girls never shave their arm pits.
2. Mobilize This.
1. Groucho not Karl Marx.