By Al Carlos for Horn Driven Radio:
10. Polish their horns, para-diddle in the latrine
9. Guess what’s under Doc hat now?
8. Rehearse new dance steps in the isle during turbulence.
7. Dice game in the galley.
6. Begin singing “150,000 bottles of Sake on the wall”.
5. Practice saying, “I have a legal prescription for all of these pills” in Japanese.
4. Rehearse, not using the town name “Fukuoka” as an adjective.
3. Last time earth quake; This time, Harley Helmet and life jacket 24/7.
2. Regret wearing thong underwear.
1. Rejecting “unexpected” forwarded phone calls from Burchie.
