9. Visit the museum of VW mini buses, remembering the old days in Berkeley.
8. Seeing how many Schnitzels they can stuff in a Flugelhorn.
7. Sauerkraut on hot wings and pigs feet.
6. Doc dresses up like Colonel Klink.
5. Visit Sheperd’s.
4. Play poker with polka bands.
3. See how fast a rented Cadillac can really go on the autobahn.
2. Advise Schrammel accordion players to “squeeze this”.
1. Work Oom-pah licks into horn charts.