10. I don’t know what the big deal is, when we visited Oakland we almost got car jacked.
9. Earth to Mom. No one says “Funky” anymore that is sooo 70tys.
8. Love you Pop but I rather go to the dentist then to sit next to you with that raggedy Chicken fist shirt on.
7. …and Why do they play the same songs over and over every year?
6. Pop, the only way they would go to a nightclub would be to collect the rent.
5. Mom I swear, if you start dancing I will totally die.
4. Every year you front like you know them…
3. Dad, I need a picture phone so I can send pictures of the band to my friends, they all think TOP is awesome too.
2. Ok, I get it, they are way, way better than Chicago, but who is Chicago?
1. Hello?, you don’t have any soul.
