10.Never invite anyone backstage uglier than the best looking band member.
9. Make sure guest list includes Red Bull, Ben Gay and not Jose Cuervo.
8. Try not to book the band in foreign countries during major natural disasters. This includes Oakland should the Raiders make the playoffs.
7. Stage techs to use full face Harley Helmets in case Doc’s suspenders fail during his dance.
6. Never admit to packing Rocco’s suitcase.
5. While booking bus tours avoid the use of public transportation.
4. Forty Dollar T shirts, really?
3. Fewer gigs at Ten times the money.
2. Meet and Greets after the gigs are the most important job of the night.
1. Keeping it fresh and funky for another year and beyond.
