10.The smooth jazz fans and PTA members are afraid of you.
9. People ask you about your Harley, and what to do if arrested.
8. No matter where you live, you have one Oakland Raider t shirt.
7. Everybody looks at you when someone mentions “hipness”.
6. Irrespective of age, first to get to a party, last to leave.
5. Our women can beat up most dudes.
4. We know The Power will be there long after the Britney’s, Justin’s and Jz’s are gone.
3. You can remember every lyric from every album yet forget your cell number.
2. Have considered putting white wall tires on the Prius.
1. Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing.