10.Get arrested on a misdemeanor, once downtown, check out the clubs.
9. Anything over one hundred dollars, liquor stores will deliver.
8. Ride 3 up on a Harley, suited and booted to gig.
7. Make the airport shuttle take you to get groceries on the way home from touring.
6. If you take public transit, make your horn case look like a machine gun.
5. Buy five feet of rubber hose and don’t smoke.
4. Test drive new cars to do errands.
3. Drink 6 Red Bulls ride a bicycle, and use your horn, as a horn.
2. Take a couple of broke in-laws with you in case they have to push.
1. New Girl friend with good credit.
